Late for Work

So i get up really early this morning, 7:00. I usually dotn get out of bed until at least 7:30. I have a shower, take too long in the shower, get ready. I leave the house, I wait for the street car for 5 minutes. Its now 7:40, so I will actually be at work on time. Streetcar comes and I dotn have any tickets or change. I have to go back to the apartment, climb the 2 long flights of stairs get my tickets. I come back down and then next streetcar is turning the corner, I missed it. So now I know im gonna be late, yet again. SO i go get a coffee, and wait for the next car, which takes 10 minutes. I get to the subway and try to call work to say im gonna be late, no answer. So i finally get here, and noone is here yet, crazy i cant belive it. Well not in my office anyways. We have two offices, the receptionist, shes in the second office, lets me in. Its now 8:50, 20 minutes late. I signed my time sheet and put 8:35, noone will know the better. ANyways its 9:15 adn people are only just showing up. I cant believe. What kind of place do I work, everyone is always late. Well not always but alot. I love it, at my last job I used to get in trouble all the time for being late. Ok got to get to work now, Its 9:35 and I havent even started yet.